We discuss the politics of getting stuck in an elevator and devise a great way to pitch your business to new customers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam met Mr Beast and Tom can't stop telling the physio story. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr Beast and a Story Addiction

We have a new naming system for cities and some good ideas for how to make embassies work for us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New Ideas for Embassies

Sam is obsessed with a tennis family and shares a social conundrum one of them experienced.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Tennis-Based Social Conundrum

Sam experienced magic on Deal or No Deal. Tom does everything in his power to ruin that magic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deal or No Deal

Sam's been to Argentina and Tom's been to the physio.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Argentina and Physiotherapy

Getting Stuck in an Elevator

Sam is happy, Tom is annoying.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If You're Happy and Annoying Clap Your Hands

Tom and Sam choose whether they'd have a hot, smart or kind child. Also a quick lump update at the end.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot, Smart or Kind?

Sam immediately got what he wished for, and Tom shares a touching story from his teenage years (as in the story involves tocuhing).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Be Careful What You Wish For

Update from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival! All the things that have happened to Tom are wing related.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wings

Tom meets the Premier, Sam meets the PM.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meeting the PM, meeting the Premier

Tom has an encounter with news reporters at the beach and everyone wants to put their mitts on Taunton.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sumos, Stage Invaders and an Unfortunate Swim

We recall getting abused by a teen and make a startling discovery about our intro music.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let The Boys Be Boys?

We're back to ranking animals based on famousness and emotional resonance. This time the rankings are based on audience feedback.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Animal Rankings 11-20

Sam and Tom discuss what item they'd take back to medieval times.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Watching The Office (US) with the King

We discuss parking fine gambling and Tom gets spat on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spitting on People

Tom and Sam decide on the top 10 animals. A lot to discuss which is why it's our longest episode yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Top 10 Animals

Tom needs help conversing with other Australian men. Will he continue to say "oh legend thank you"? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh legend thank you

We're back! We talk about why the Trolley Problem could be a Trolley Opportunity. Then Tom pitches Conor McGregor roast jokes until Sam loses interest.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trolley Problem or Trolley Opportunity?

Tom has been disrespected by another doctor. Sam is addicted to chatting in his new office. There's even some whispering. This episode has it all. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rude Doctors and a Chatting Addiction

Apologies for the hiatus! In this one we talk Christmas presents and bring you some very sad news: more Wigglification.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christmas and a Wigglification Update

We hear Sam's red-eye flight story and argue whether most highway signs in the world are green. Looking back I should probably have given Sam more credit for heaps of the signs we Googled being green. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Drunken Red-Eye Flight

Sam reveals he has shirts that get stinkier at faster rates than other shirts. He also doesn't know what sarcasm is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarcasm is the Lowest Form of Wit

We argue about the Bermuda Triangle, then Sam makes an embarrassing mistake. Sorry about the audio quality, Tom will be back in Sydney soon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bermuda Triangle and Brassieres

Is it possible to create the perfect relationship with algorithms? Are moral people just wimps? We answer these questions then we have an arguments about prams.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Podcast of a Wimpy Kid

We're back! Apologies for the hiatus. We talk primary school bullies, Sam's emotionally manipulative mechanic and the Queen's untimely death.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Emotionally Manipulative Mechanic

We discuss World Idol, what you're morally obliged to do if a friend buys you a scratchie and it wins, and Sam (hungover) recaps Splendour.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scratchie Etiquette and World Idol

We talk Splendour in the Grass, LIV Golf (abridged version only) and then Sam has a revelation about the stand up tour he did in India. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Splendour and an India Revelation

We talk sunglasses, the casino and the Wild Wild West. Some of the coolest topics imaginable. Then Tim Hewitt makes an appearance and barely pays attention.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Wild Wild West (feat. Tim Hewitt)

Tom and Sam stick up for conversations about the weather. Sometimes it can be fascinating and actually a great way to form a connection. We also propose a new kind of martial arts training.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Weather Can be Fascinating

Sam tells us what he'd do with a billion dollars. We explore the ins and outs of a smelly audience member at Guy Montgomery's special taping.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 77: Guy Montgomery's Smelly Audience Member

Sam tells us how he bombed at a fancy lunch. Tom decries the Wigglification of our society.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 76: Bombing and the Wigglification of Society

After some very controversial whispering, we've come crawling back with our tails between our legs. On the upside, here's another ep this week! The downside? It's us talking about whispering, which is arguably worse than whispering itself.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 75: The Apology

We speak in small voices about how humans will soon be huge.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 74: The Whisper Episode

Sam tells the craziest heckler story I think I've ever heard? Also, maybe people who are good at sex are actually wizards?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 73 - A Huge Heckler Coincidence

We talk childhood misconceptions, Judge Judy and Liz Cambage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 72 - Childhood Misconceptions

We talk about every Australian Prime Minister from 1901 until now. Every single one. Why? It's a great question.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 71 - Every Single Prime Minister

It's an Election Special! We propose a new type of democracy, then do the ABC's political spectrum quiz.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 70 - Election Special

We discuss Elon Musk buying Twitter, our options for World War III and a disturbing new sexual identitySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 69 - Elon, World War III and MAPs

We talk about murder, audio technicians, murdering audio technicians and Sam's Sunrise appearance.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 68 - Murder and a Sunrise Appearance

We talk about a mistake Tom made on The Project, and some examples of terrible tattoos. We're back in a studio thank the lord.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 67 - A TV Faux Pas & Terrible Tattoos

We discuss The Slap and Sam tells of getting in trouble at the gym. Tom has Covid-19. Sorry again for subpar audio quality, this should be the last one like this.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 66 - The Slap and Gym Etiquette

Sam's in Adelaide so we reflect on it's reputation, along with Tasmania's. Apologies for the worse sound quality. We'll be back in a studio soon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 65 - Adelaide and Weddings

Sam witnessed a crime, and he's in the running to be the voice of a car. Tom experienced one of the most embarrassing moments he can remember.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 64 - Crime and Embarrassment

Sam is in the Daily Mail. Tom is a revolutionary. Sam has Covid-19. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 63 - Sam has Covid-19

We discuss Tom's new role as a tenant activist, and Sam tells of his trip down to Tasmania. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 62 - Landlord References and Elder Sexuality

Billy D'Arcy gives us the inside scoop on car parks and cricket delusion.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 61 - Feat. Billy D’Arcy

We talk The Wiggles' well deserved Hottest 100 win, how the development of tech isn't happening fast enough, and Tom reads a bad Airbnb review. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 60 - The Wiggles, Robots and a bad Airbnb review

Sam and Tom break down the Djokovic saga, and analyse their feelings about the Australian accent. Sam's had his identity stolen, because of course he has.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 59 - The Australian Accent and Identity Theft

Sam plays a Welcome to Country that killed at the SCG, but we mainly just argue about whether Tom is flirty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 58 - Flirting and Welcome to Countries

Tom describes his experience in the Q+A studio audience as a teenager. Sam shares a neighbourhood crime mystery. I won't explain the relevance of 'Cliffhangers' in the title, for obvious reasons.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 57 - Q+A, Cliffhangers and Mysteries

Sam reveals Christmas gifts mean nothing to him, and tells us the story of a pervert from when he worked at Jeans West. Tom breaks down the pervert's potential motivations (based on scientific studies). Gerard McGowan of The Mugg Off joins us in the second half! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 56 - Christmas and Flashers (then Gerard McGowan joins us)

Is everyone allowed to use the accessible toilets? Tom and Sam go toe-to-toe on this issue. Tom tells the story of doing warm up at the TikTok festival.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 55 - Bathrooms and Awards Ceremonies

Tom has extra Dine &amp; Discover vouchers. Sam thinks incognito mode is just for private investigators. Sam seems to have stolen a joke from a comedian overseas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 54 - The Incognito Detectives

Special guest Guy Montgomery joins us from lockdown in New Zealand. Listen to a new hour of his stand up here: https://guymontgomery.bandcamp.com/track/guy-montgomery-by-name-guy-montgomery-by-natureSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 53 - Feat. Guy Montgomery

Tom explains how to bring down house prices. Sam takes shots at white people learning Mandarin. We get clarity on some ambiguous emojis.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 52 - New strategies to bring down house prices

Information comes to light about Tom's foray into student politics. Sam proposes a new role for himself within his friendship circles and the boys start planning the inevitable war with West Australia.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 51 (actually 51) - Going To War With West Australia

The boys are solo again and boy do they flourish! We mainly discuss going back in time to pitch some ideas, Tom goes camping and we stumble on a new system for world leaders. A lot of fun!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 51 - Time Travel and Global Domination

Our first guest in a while is Letters and Numbers host Michael Hing. Sam has an opportunity to ask why he wasn't a guest on the show when Tom was.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 50 - Feat. Michael Hing

We learn that Sam is only capable of two emotions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 49 - The Kennedys

Sam and Tom talk about how the Olympics breeds superhumans, and advise Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio on making the most money possible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 48

It's time we got into those hospitals to cheer up the frontline workers. Tom &amp; Sam have a plan.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 47 - Tom & Sam

We mainly discuss how Sam was asked to marry someone for immigration purposes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 46

Another Sam &amp; Tom ep (Sydney's in lockdown). This was a fun one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 45 - Sam & Tom

We've got a new ep for you and there's no guest. It's best this way, guests were a bad idea to begin with.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 44 - Just The Boys

We've got another great new guest (Floyd Alexander-Hunt) and we argue about who the most famous people in the world are. I still haven't started training for this run.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 42 Feat. Floyd Alexander-Hunt

Sam Campbell is back! What a shame! Jk it's good news.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 41 Feat. Sam Campbell

We're back! And we welcome the very funny John Robles to tell us his deepest, darkest secrets (improv and therapy)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 40 Feat. John Robles

We've tricked her into joining us, so Lauren Bonner can tell us how she gets tricked by mechanics and ghosts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 39 Feat. Lauren Bonner

Becky Lucas is back! We talk about hosting the Gala and how much Becky loves rich people. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 38 Feat. Becky Lucas

We've got two guests, we're down in Melbourne, we're talking about sex cults, and we've never been happier. If you're in Melbourne, check out Taunton and Tim's show at the Comedy Festival this weekend, and go see Goldstein next week ;)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 37 Feat. Tim Hewitt & Mike Goldstein

Cameron James is back! We talk about road safety, Jerry Seinfeld's Australian adverts, and the worst heckling comeback line of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 36 Feat. Cameron James

This is a cryptocurrency podcast now. Our guest is Michael Hing (triple j) and it's his fault for bringing it up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 35 Feat. Michael Hing

The hilarious Concetta Caristo joins the pod to discuss her relationship in lurid detail. Tom has some sincere apoligies to make.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 34 Feat. Concetta Caristo

Ben Ellwood is back to talk about his past as a firecracker. Lot of comedy chat on this one, sorry not sorry.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 33 Feat. Ben Ellwood

We're joined this week by the great Nath Valvo (funny comedian, master of accents)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 32 Feat. Nath Valvo

We welcome back Sophie Braham (Co-creator of ABC TV's Reputation Rehab, head writer of The Gruen Transfer) to compare messaging platforms and analyse a deranged letter Tom received (or sent?).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 31 Feat. Sophie Braham

Gearard McGeown (The Mugg Off) returns to turn Tom and Sam into alpha males (successfully!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 30 Feat. Gearard McGeown

Danielle Walker (Very Funny) joins us for the first ep of 2021! We talk about school!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 29 Feat. Danielle Walker

Erica Mallett is back! Get ready for a long explanation from Tom about why he ignored Erica to play chess on his phone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 28 Feat. Erica Mallett

We're joined by podcast king Alexei Toliopoulos (Finding Desperado, the NSW Police Twitter account). Sam tells a story about Korea, and Tom talks about hosting a model conference.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 27 Feat. Alexei Toliopoulos

The very funny Cameron Duggan, of the even funnier 'Mugg Off' podcast, tells us about the time he went to court.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 26 Feat. Cameron Duggan

Zoe Coombs Marr joins us in the studio, for our shortest episode yet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 25a Feat. Zoe Coombs Marr

Suren Jayemanne is very funny (which is great) and better than Tom at chess (which is infuriating). We talk about assassinating a world leader by making them do a forward roll.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 24 Feat. Suren Jayemanne

Dave Woodhead (triple j) gives us a radio presenting masterclass and confirms that he's a top 5 Dave in comedy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 23 Feat. Dave Woodhead

We welcome the brilliant Sophie Braham, hear disturbing details of her phone use, and discuss an exciting opportunity that has arisen for Tom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 22 Feat. Sophie Braham

Henry Stone is on a podcast tear and we're very pleased to be part of it. Sam tells us about his (selfish) neighbour and Tom reveals how he lost his pants as a child.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 21 Feat. Henry Stone

We introduce hilarious Sydney comic Jamie Kirk, and then tell 100 stories about introducing other people.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 20 Feat. Jamie Kirk

Oh we get stuck into it on this one, and you'd expect nothing less when you talk to Sydney legend Ben Elwood.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 19 Feat. Ben Elwood

The very funny Béa Barbeau-Scurla joins us (aka 'Queen Bea', aka 'Some of the Worst Bowels On Planet Earth')See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 18 Feat. Béa Barbeau-Scurla

Sam want Ben Kochan's father to help him get membership at a golf club. Hopefully this is possible after such a fun episode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 17 Feat. Ben Kochan

Please welcome Yaz Thorne to the podcast (The Mugg Off, Black Comedy, Hockey Coaching).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 16 Feat. Yaz Thorne

John Cruckshank is in the studio! Mainly to talk about how much he loves Masterchef (his favourite show).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 15 Feat. John Cruckshank

Tim Hewitt is back to commiserate about Victoria's increased COVID numbers and tell us his solutions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 14 Feat. Tim Hewitt

Sally &amp; Erica join us to talk about Happy Healthy Harold and hosting radio during a pandemic. They also compete against Sam in one of the greatest games ever devised.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 13 Feat. Sally & Erica (Coda Conduct / triple j breakfast)

Becky Lucas is this week's guest! She's very funny, but more importantly we have a new musical intro which I'd love to hear no negative feedback about.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 12 Feat. Becky Lucas

Dan Rath tells us about the fight he almost got in at Woolworths (something that apparently happens to him on a monthly basis).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 11 Feat. Dan Rath

We've got Cameron James back to give him the gift of proper audio (it sounds like a dream). Tom tries his hand at a prank.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 10 Feat. Cameron James (Round 2)

Our guest is comedian and wine connoisseur Merrick Watts. We chat about a guy on Studio 10 who tickled Tom's fancy, and the time Merrick turned off a whole radio station.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Good Stuff - Episode 9 Feat. Merrick Watts

Nikki Britton is our guest this ep, and she tells us about a crazed audience member at an Adelaide winery. Tom talks about Adelaide too. Also, the studio is pretty warm apparently.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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