Tommy’s Been Paying Attention

Tommy Found A Letter

What Is The Letter About?

GUEST: Bev Killick - Didn’t Make The Cut

What Did Sweat Ruin?

Bonus Sweat

Snake Wrestling

Snake Chat

Music Trivia Quiz: Tommy - Rodentia

Nachip Away For Big Money

Carrie Is One Degree Away From Kendall Jenner

Coat Hanger Chat

The Kid LAROI Playing the NRL Grand Final

Tommy’s Sleep

The Archives Of Your Guys Lives

Evie & Adie Present The Umm Game

Same Same But Backwards

Carrie Loves A Form

Goldie & Kurt

Jorgia Jazz Song

Nachip Away For Big Money

Whaddya Reckon? How Much Coffee Does Australia Drink

Daylight Saving Chat

Using The Jazz Cabbage

Rapt or Roar

Bring Your Kids To Work Day, Daylight Saving Time and Carrie’s Tokin’

Tommy’s New Do

Elton John Is Refurbished

What Are You Missing On Your Body?

Will Smith Farts

When Has A Fart Ruined Your Day?

Shoutout To Nedd Brockman

People Stealing Plants

Horticultural Heists

Fat Bear Week

Johanna Quass The 98 Year Old Gymnast

Stranger Married Things

Nachip Away For Big Money

Rocket Man Is Half A Man, Fartladdin and Tattooing Almonds

What’s Up Beach?

Jesse Is A Nice Man

Random Acts Of Kindness

Time Game

GUEST: Alex Wadelton - Record Run Chase

Tommy Was Bidding On A Rolls

What Happened When You Missed The Phone Call?

Carrie’s Voicemail

Nachip Away For Big Money

Carrie Is Gavin? (Thanks Tommy)

Bickmore’s International Bits

Thoughtful Text, Alex Wadelton and A Slow Motion Replay

Profusely Sweating, Sourdoughn’t and The Farmer’s Wife Is A Bit Of A Mole

Chilli Tom Carne

Kids Parties But Every Second Year

The How Many Teeth Game

Carrie Bickmore: Australia’s Mummy

Questions and Advice From Australia’s Mum

Knockers, Norks and Bosom Chat

Nachip Away For Big Money

Tommy’s An AMAZING Cook

Month Songs

Bickmore’s Bits

Carrie Is Jesse’s Mum Again, A Bit Of Bosoming and Hawk Two

Grand Final Talk

Dr. Bickers

Carrie Wants To Bite Off Her Pinky

Just The Tip

Same Same But Backwards

No Ragrets

Jason Suedeikis

Xandioquence Bizarre

Sober Tommy

Nachip Away For Big Money

Dua Lipa Tickets

50 Kay Vacay Replay

Song Game - Farewell Songs

Farewell Producer Pippa

Mutant Milk Drinkers, Cucumber Hat Chat and Goodbye Pippa

Guess How Long It Takes Carrie To Pee

Young People

What Did You Go Through Back In The Day?

Dua Lipa Tickets

Little Big Anxiety

What Little Things Give You Big Anxiety?

On The Dog and Bone

Carrie Doesn’t Understand Aussie Slang

Bieber AI Diddy Track

Katy Perry AFL Fee

Pink Caught Up In Diddy Scandal

Nachip Away For Big Money

Hair Crimping, Carrie’s Removable Carrots and Kangaroo Edward

Can You Be A Reborn Again Human?

Snail Sailors

What Are You Putting On Your Face?

Time Game

History Test With Web-Guy Eli

Dua Lipa Tickets

What Is The Rosetta Stone?

Museum Musings

Nachip Away For Big Money

“Gary” Plays Nachip Away

Gaga Dropping New Music

Plot Detective

Little Tommy’s Gaffer Taped Ears, The Rosetta Stone and Carrie: Plot Detective

With A Fresh (Hair) Do Did You Get Hit By A Car?

Pasta Maker

What Did You Borrow…and Break?

Weight Loss and Croissant Chat

Tommy Needs Weight Loss Tips

Music Quiz: Carrie - Bands Who’ve Split Up

Nachip Away For Big Money

GUEST: Pat Farmer - Dusk To Dawn Walking Challenge

More Pat Farmer (As He’s Done Some Amazing Things!!)

Chappell Roan Diagnosis

Producer Sam’s Concussions

A Member Of The Shrub Club, Pat Farmer and A 5 Million Dollar Thermomix

Carrie’s Gym Lull

When Were You A Disaster At The Gym?

GUEST: Kylie Minogue

Carrie Has Seen S Club 2

What’s The Worst Gig You’ve Been To?

50 Kay Vacay Your Way Giveaway

Dua Lipa Tickets

Hide & Seek With A Stranger

Uppercup To The Face, Kylie Minogue and 50 Kay Vacay Giveaway

From drugs, to social media, to pornography, Maggie Dent gives us a masterclass on the top things parents of teens should know

Maggie Dent's Parenting Masterclass

(sorry the podcast is late podcast friends we love you)

Booty Drop

Tommy Cutting out zoom 

Zoom reflections 

Carrie free rent for students who help in nursing homes 

50k vaycay

Deb

Nikakado Avocado 

Tommy juicey fruit guy 

Off air singing game

Producer Pitch

The Zoom sketch that almost tore the show apart, Tommy is a Juicy Fruit Boy, and MUKBANG!

Tommy’s Cooked Arms

Carrie’s Friend Had To Carry Her Wee

Were You Caught Carrying Your One’s or Two’s?

50 Kay Vacay

GUEST: Maggie Dent - Help Me Help My Teen

Girls: What’s Your Best Friend? Guys: How Are We Gonna Do Sunday?

Coldplay Tickets

Curry’s UK Appliance Store Follow Up

Carrie’s New Purchase

Fyre Festival 2

VMA Wrap Up

Peeing In A Tennis Ball Container, Maggie Dent Returns and Carrie’s Phone Strap Is ‘Giving’

Carrie’s Mum Loves Tommy

Dave Grohl’s New Secret Daughter

Were You The Secret Love Child?

Scrape Out Satisfactions

What Did You Scrape Out?

Coldplay Tickets

Dubbo

Time Game

Harris and Trump Debate

Shaboozey and J-Kwon

Stationary Facts

Are You A Secret Love Child, Enthusiasm For Dubbo and Highlighter Erasion

What Time Do You Call This Then?

After School Dinner

Parenting Hacks

GUEST: Mitch Tambo

Same Same But Didgeridoo

Tommy Met His Hero

When Did You Meet Someone Famous?

GUEST: Luke McGregor - The Amazing Race

Apple Juggling

Coldplay Tickets

Music Quiz: Tommy - Whistling

Mitch Tambo, Luke McGregor and 198 Bites Of An Apple

Shacket Talk

Tommy Thinks He’s A Twitcher

Caller Cyril

GUEST: Alexa Leary - Gold Medal Paralympian

Bickmore’s Science Bits

Dancing With The Stars Under House Arrest

Where’d You See The Ankle Bracelet?

GUEST: David Walliams - The Book Show

Carrie’s Music News

Chimp Crazy Follow Up

GUEST: Beau Ryan - The Amazing Race Celebrity Edition

Alexa Leary, David Walliams and Beau Ryan

Sober Fridays

Tommy “Left Hands”

Spelling Game

Carrie’s Instagram Hodgepodge

Producer Pitch

GUEST: Maggie Dent - Phones & Kids

Nose Job Questions

Same Same But Backwards

Pappa Postie

Genius or Idiot - Sun Glasses

Rapt or Roar

Can You Still Play Hangman, Maggie Dent and Getting Face Tucked

Finger Up Date

Sausage, Cabbage and Apple

What Makes You Feel Good?

Ollie’s Birthday - 10 Sweet Summers

Ollie’s Cake

Busan Government Funded Singles Parties

Swanky or Wanky

Embracing Your Body

GUEST: Taryn Brumfitt - Body Image Movement

Katy Perry LOVES A Clean House, Like REALLLLY!

Fashion

Carrie Loves Sausage, Taryn Brumfitt and Bone Conducting Sound

Rezoning On 53rd

Ludicrous Drinking Glacial Water

Strangest Thing In Your Mouth

Carrie’s Crun Club

Cry Running

Time Game

50 Kay Vacay Your Way

GUEST: Luke McGregor - Thank God You’re Here

Curry’s UK Appliance Store

Elton John’s Eye Infection

Travis and Taylor’s Contract

Carrie’s Sucked On A Cows Teet, Luke McGregor and Baseball Cards Get The Ladies

What Did Elle Macpherson Say To Jesse Yesterday?

I Spy A Celebritiiiiii - Compliments Edition

GUEST: Dr. Misty Jenkins AO - Brain Cancer Centre

Carrie Partnering Up At The Gym

Honey Money Jar

What Do You Bribe Your Partner For?

Suck A Snag - The Game

GUEST: Ursula Carlson - Just Jokes

Fast Talker Follow Up

Gaga’s Engagement Ring

Music Quiz - Carrie: Hip Hop

Jesse's Getting (Checks Notes) Compliments, Urzila Carlson and Carrie’s Gym Class Pass

Carrie’s Stil-Leggings

What Did You Get Stuck In?

Tommy’s Upset

Wish Tommy Happy Father’s Day

Bickmore’s Paralympic Bits

Carrie Gets Her Plugs In

Date Deal Breaker

Calendar Invite For Dates

GUEST: Elle Macpherson

Adele Is Taking A Break

Carrie The Fast Talker

Keep It Quick Tania, Elle Macpherson and Carrie’s Good At Bad

Tommy’s Five Days Sober, Celebrate With A Beer?

Spell Ricochet

Sunlight After Dark

Robert Kennedy Jr Is Up To It Again

Carrie’s Online Purchases

GUEST: Maggie Dent - Help Me Help My Teen

TWIWK: Witch - Tehani Perham

Pitbull Trivia

Same Same But Backwards

Rapt or Roar

Shit Spelling, Maggie Dent Is Back and Carrie Bought Sheggings

The whole world is talking about a new docu-series, Chimp Crazy by HBO. The series largely focuses on Tonya Haddix, a woman who calls herself the Dolly Parton of Chimps, and her relationship with a movie star Chimp, named Tonka, who was featured in films like George of the Jungle.

The series takes you inside the world of private exotic animal ownership as it follows Tonya and her fight to keep her chimps in a legal battle with PETA.

But it's not just Tonya’s actions that have been called into question. Many are also critical of how the documentary was made. Director Eric Goode hired a proxy director to work with the chimp owners so they wouldn't know he was behind the series.

In this 30 minute podcast exclusive BONUS, Carrie & Tommy speak to Tonya Haddix about how she feels about the documentary, and fair to say, she’s not happy with her portrayal.

EXCLUSIVE - Tonia Haddix from Chimp Crazy

Dutch Oven Equals Cool Stuff

Tommy Hasn’t Had A Drink In 4 Days

Sobriety/Boxing Tips

Shetty Time, But It’s Fa-Heal With Sahil

50 Kay Vacay

GUEST: Missy Higgins

GUEST: Tonia Haddix - Chimp Crazy

Most Played Song On Radio Globally

Secrets To A Long Life Follow Up

Crack Another Beer Get Fit, Missy Higgins and Chimp Crazy’s Tonia Haddix

Cucumber Shortage

Channing Tatum Doesn’t Wash Shirts

Carrie Wants Full Service Petrol Stations Back

Chore Chat

Time Game

Secrets To A Long Life

Ring Of Fire

When Spicy Food Attacks

Bickmore’s Travis’ Bits

Carrie Giannappanopoulos (Not Stage Name)

When Spicy Dolphin Attacks

Oasis Predicted To Outsell Taylor Swift

GUEST: Michael Klim - KLIM Autobiography

Don’t Take Life Advice From Centenarians, Dr. Little Do and Michael Klim

Rock, Paper, Scissors - Paper, Scissors, Rock

Ridiculous Things Your Friends Have Asked You

Friends Too Bigs For Their Boots

Scissors, Rock, Paper

What’s Happening?

Romantic & Dangerous

What Did You Do That Was Illegal and Romantic?

GUEST: Maggie Dent - Help Me Help My Teen

Bickmore’s Medical Bits

Trademarked Stuff

Oasis Live ’25

Music Quiz: Tommy - Country

Illegal Romantic Stuff, Maggie Dent and Not Very Demure

Is It Hot?

Louis Vuitton Revenge

How Did You Make Them Pay?

What Did Your Nuts Get Stuck In/Tommy In Darwin

Wildlife Advice

Tom Jones Feud

Old Beef

Most Ordered Food On Uber

Right To Disconnect Laws

See The Weeknd Have A Weekend Away

Bickmore’s Musical Bits

Scrambled Eggs On Your Helmet, Meat Music and The Repercussions Of Concussions

Mum’s Song Recommendation

Matching Tommy’s Energy

Carrie’s Farts

Arijit Singh More Spotify Followers Than Taylor

75 Hard

50 Kay Vacay Your Way

Carrie Found Her Song

Heated Stuff

GUEST: Grace Tame - Lightening The Load

Same Same But Backwards

See The Weeknd Have A Weekend Away

Raw Dogging

Rapt Or Roar

Carrie Can’t Not Fart, Grace Tame and Heated Couches

Tommy Wants More American Style Voting

Snake Chat

Scorpion Chat

Married At First Sight UK

Pranks At Weddings

Juggling: At Least It’s Something

50 Kay Vacay Your Way

Heart Health

Whaddaya Reckon: Common Words In Songs

Domestic Violence | Men’s Behaviour

See The Weeknd Have A Weekend Away

Impressions With Carrie

Hot Water Balloons, How To Avoid A Heart Attack and Doggy Dog World

Tommy’s Retirement Plans

What Will You Do When You Retire?

Time Game

Tommy’s ‘Get Ready With Me’ Video

JLo and Ben Affleck Divorce

Have You Divorced, Then Remarried That Person?

GUEST: Rob Farnham - Daffodil Day

50 Kay Vacay Your Way

See The Weeknd Have A Weekend Away

Fart On A Plane

Tommy's Unique Adventure Flights™, Rob Farnham and The Chippie Monster

Carrie Went To The Doctor For Her Split Nail

Tommy Got The Garside Gaze

Tips To Get People To Kiss You

The Tortured Poets Factory

Split Nail Update

Carrie’s “Skinny Dipping” Story

Tommy’s New Invention

Shampoo & Conditioner For You Bits

Tommy’s Important Message

Demure, Mindful, Brat

See The Weeknd Have A Weekend Away

Music Trivia Quiz: Carrie - Booze

Tommy Wanted To Kiss A Guest, Shampubes and A Jalapeño Popper Sausage Roll

Gary Emdur Is A Different Person

Carrie At The Logies

Who Was Carrie Talking To On The Phone?

Carrie Was The Hype Girl For Her Logies Table, But Did A Nail

Doctor Or Nail Salon For Carrie’s Broken Nail

Things You Shouldn’t Do Naked

GUEST: Harry Garside - Olympic Boxer

See The Weeknd Have A Weekend Away

Harry Garside Teaches Ballet

Carrie’s Logie Adventures, Harry Garside and Strip Mario Kart

Carrie Still Eating As The Show Goes To Air

Running Late But Eating

Best Advice You’ve Been Given

Producer Sammy Gives Us Some Advice... We Think?

Swanky Or Wanky?

More Jokes At An Inappropriate Times

GUEST: Larry Emdur - Gold Logie Nominee

Same Same But Backwards

Wet Dreams

Amy Shark Plays Tommy’s Card Game

Miley Honoured By Disney

Funniest Video On The Internet

Rapt Or Roar

Larry Emdur, Carrie’s Retirement Style Bed and Amy Shark Is Back!

Everyone’s Been Asking…

Carrie Fast Forwarded Her Video Footage and Can’t Slow It Down

Should Carrie Become A Make-Up Vlogger?

Just The Tip - Getting Ready Edition

Time Saving Tips In The Morning

Tommy: The Musical

Can You Say You’re Training If You’re Not Training?

50K Vacay Your Way

GUEST: Christian Hull - Tax Time

High EQ and IQ

The Jackson’s Relatives

Tommy The Content Curator

Sleep In Your School Uniform, Christian Hull and Eleventh Cousins Once Removed

A Yong Larn

The Snack Debate

Are You Being Taken Advantage Of At Work?

Time Game

GUEST: Nate Byrne - Panic Attacks

Carrie: The Musical Redux

Penguin Prank

Longest Running Prank

Burnt Toast Theory

GUEST: Celia Pacquola - Thank God You’re Here

Katy Perry’s New Video Clip Is Under Investigation

Festival Chat

Nate Byrne, Celia Pacquola and Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Oh That’s Steve!

BONUS: Carrie Bickmore Checks In on Nate Byrne Post On-Air Panic Attack

Carrie Is Always Hungry At 3 O’Clock

Tommy’s Cousin Made A Joke Before Surgery

Making A Joke In A Serious Moment

'It Ends With Us' and Domestic Abuse

Carrie: The Musical

Carrie Lost Her Friends Jewels

Calling The Friend

GUEST: Ray Martin - The Last Goodbye

Espresso Reaches A Billion Streams

Music Quiz: Carrie - 80s

The Lustre Of My Cluster, Ray Martin and "Ha-poo-na Matata"

The Archives Of Yours Guys Lives: Carrie At The News Desk

How Was Tommy’s Launceston Gig?

GUEST: Amy Shark

Smash Cake/Smash Tooth

New Brazilian Beauty Treatment

50K Vacay Your Way

GUEST: Sam Pang

Adele Loves Raygun

Carrie’s Spicy Porn

Amy Shark, A Toothless Bloody Carrie And Sam Pang

Spelling Game

Carrie The Content Curator

PEN15

Same Same But Backwards

Fifty Kay Vacay

Vale Jack Karlson

Can’t Find A Better Singer

Travelling With Friends

GUEST: Kate Gudinski

Funny Place Names

Minogue Mixup

Producer Pitch

Democracy Manifest, Kate Gudinski and Mossy Nipple Bend

Lionsgate Portal Manifestation

How’d You Trick Your Boyfriend?

Fank You Or No Fank You

Off Air Singing Game

Matt Little Launceston

GUEST: Gold Medal Olympian - Jess Fox

Child Care Workers Salary Increase

We Speak To Teachers

TiK ToK Turns 15 (The Ke$ha Song, Not The App)

Matt Little Sandwich Board

Grab Your Jade Egg, Jess Fox and Tommy’s Cousin In Tasmania

Gold Medalist Wants A Duck

Messages About Carrie’s Anxiety

Hughesy’s Anxiety

Something Like A Phenomenon

Doctor Wanted To Get Ride Of Patient

Lengths You’ve Gone To To Get Out Of Something

Tommy Thinks He Knows Who Banksy Is

Are You Banksy?

Time Game

Carrie Is Off Baking Bread

Blake Wears Britney’s Dress

Tommy Cleans Up The Internet

Hughesy Talks Carrie’s Anxiety, Doctor Bribes Patient To Leave and No Knead Bread

Carrie Bickmore Reads Out the Beautiful Messages from Listeners Also Battling Anxiety

Fun With Names - Olympic Edition

Noemie Fox Wins Gold For Australia

High Achiever But Still A Dud In The Family

What Happens Next?

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Bear Story

Carrie Reveals Her Twenty Year Battle With Anxiety

Sharing Your Personal Stories

Music Quiz: Tommy - Sister Act’s





Help Is Available, Contact Lifeline

Can Richard Funk, Carrie’s Anxiety Admission and A Bear Story

Carrie Reveals Her Twenty Year Battle With Anxiety

Carrie The Fun Mum

Tobogan Tales

Tommy’s Tasmanian Ticket Troubles

Cold Calling Launnie

Just Some Fun With Names - Olympic Edition

Bickmore’s OlymBits

Young Talent Time

GUEST: Dylan Alcott From The Paris Olympics 2024

Super Bowl Rumours: Miley and Ariana

GUEST: Tom Gleisner - Have You Been Paying Attention?

Dylan Alcott, Tommy Needs To Fill Seats and Tom Gleisner

Carrie’s 2000’s Olympics Story….About Kylie Minogue

Eli’s Ironing

What Makes You Feel Good?

Same Same But Backwards

Shett Yeah! It’s Shetty Time

Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated:
Bronnie & Brad
It’s Crushing Time
$50k Thanks To Hard Rated

Producer Pitch

GUEST: Dr. Matt Agnew

Rapt Or Roar

How Big’s Your Ironing Board, Dr. Matt Agnew and Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated

Tommy’s Hot Girl-Friend Dilemma

Calling A Friend’s Partner Attractive

Tommy Get Food Delivered

How Did Your Delivered Food Arrive?

Bickmore’s OlymBits

Self Help Book Ruining Tommy’s Life

When Did The Self Help Book Not Help?

GUEST: Angela Bishop - Celebrating 60 Years Of Channel 10

Celebrities At The Olympics

Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated

A “Very Attractive Lady”, Angela Bishop and Bag Lasagne

Man Calms Down By Walking 450km After Fight With Wife

How Do You Cool Off After A Fight?

Tommy’s Will

What Do You Want From Tommy’s Will?

Time Game

What Is Tommy Reading/Listening To?

GUEST: Investigative Journalist - Ellie Flynn

Hotties For Harris

Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated

Tommy’s Phallic Item, Ellie Flynn and Enormous Normal Sized Cars

Tommy Flying Solo

Should Tommy Buy A Chopper?

What Olympic Event Is Snoop Dogg Commentating?

Music Quiz - Carrie: Olympics

86 Year Old Looking For Love

Passing Away Doing The Do

GUEST: Drew Barrymore

Ozzy Apologises To Britney

Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated

Nom De Plumes, Drew Barrymore and Snoop Commentates The Olympizzles

Carrie Thought Deadpool & Wolverine Were Two Separate Movies

Funny Mum Stuff

Bickmore’s OlymBits

Carrie’s Weekend (Women’s Bathroom Report)

What Happens In The Ladies Loo?

The Best Type Of Pain

Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated

Gaga Engaged

Italian Flag Bearer

The Dick Flop, Free Toilet Wagyu and Hot Mustard

Carrie The Content Curator

Whaddaya Reckon: Accidental Pregnancy

Tommy’s Patronisation

Same Same But Backwards

Etymology: Heavens To Betsy

Olympic Quiz

Hazelnut Spread Heist

Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated

GUEST: Nedd Brockmann

Kesha Dropping New Music

Bickmore Or Barrymore

Rapt Or Roar

Where Do Babies Come From, Nedd Brockmann and The Voice Of The Wilderness

Celebrities That Could’ve Been Olympians

Olympic Fun Facts

World Champ Uncle Bob

Handshake Hug Attempt

Jesse Is A Big Boy

Sean De Paul

Carrie The Content Curator

GUEST: Jean Mitchell - Olympic Rower

Carrie’s Canberra Highlights

Katy Perry Grand Final Performance

Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated

Carrie’s Not Wearing Her Outside Shoes, Jean Mitchell and Holiday Reminiscing

Carrie Aggressively Dries Her Butt

How Do You Dry Your Butt?

Carrie’s Cousin Had A Mum Meltdown…Live On Instagram

What Accidentally Went Live?

What Book Is Tommy Reading?

Time Game

GUEST: Dasha

Olympics For Snoop

Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated: Alarm Clock

Towel Drying Insertion, Dasha and Twelve Cushions

Shaun Sean

How Long Didn’t They Know You Name For?

GUEST: Andy Lee - The Hundred

Music Quiz - Tommy: “Baby”

Carrie’s Video Of Ollie’s Birth

Worst Prank You’ve Been Apart Of

GUEST: Kirk Docker - I Was Actually There

Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated

Olympics For Gaga

Olympics For Tommy

What’s Jesse’s Last Name, Andy Lee and 4AM On Saturday

What Is The Sound?

The Archives Of Your Guys Lives

Do Birds Fart?

A Segue Anybody?

Stealing Moondust

What’d You Steal From Work?

Carrie’s Birth Tape

GUEST: Urzila Carlson

Most Streamed Album In The World

Bickmore Or Barrymore

Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated

Savage Garden Don't Sing About Foliage, Urzila Carlson and Carrie's Old Tapes

Navy Should Be Deleted (Colour, Not The Government Department)

GUEST: Kate Langbroek - Bread Talk

Superstitions

Fank You Or No Fank You

Teddy and The GOAT

Carrie’s Wheel

Wearable Urine Bags

GUEST: Dylan Alcott - Abilityfest & Olympics

RiRi Is The Best Hype Girl

Bickmore Or Barrymore

Crushing Lemon’s For Hard Rated

Teddy Swims But Tommy Goats, Kate Langbroek and Dylan Alcott

Tommy In The International News

What Did You Land Into?

Bad Anthems

Carrie Goes Crazy On The Last Ep Of Rove

Time Game

Charlie XCX + Lorde Feud

GUEST: Rita Ora

The D Cancelled Their Tour

Bickmore Or Barrymore

Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated

Tommy’s Bolivian Coup, Rita Ora and Best American Anthem Sung Ever

Opulent Wedding

Were You Paid To Be Somewhere?

GUESTS: Andy Allen & Po Ling Yeow - Masterchef

Music Quiz: Carrie - Animals

GUEST: Teddy Swims

Tommy’s Teddy Swims Teddy Bear Tattoo

Bickmore Or Barrymore

Travis Needs A TaylorMade Golf Deal

Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated

Teddy Swims Tattoos Tommy, Masterchef Judges and Where Were You Paid To Be?

Carrie’s 3 Buns In The Oven

Which Toe Of Carrie’s Are You Sucking?

Tommy’s Prank Went For Too Long

How’d You Prank Your Mates?

Carrie’s Suitcase Situation

When Did You Grab The Wrong Bag?

GUEST: Anne Edmonds

Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated

Vale Shannon Doherty

Bickmore Or Barrymore

Earthgrippers, Anne Edmonds and A Grown Man In Face Paint

Ahead of his 2024 Australian tour, US actor and comedian, Rob Schneider, joined the Carrie & Tommy Show where he announced that he's been offered a role in the upcoming Netflix film, Happy Gilmore 2.

Rob Schneider Confirms Happy Gilmore 2 In The Works

Every Kid I Know In The Last Few Weeks Has Been Sick.. What Is Going On?

Has Tommy Gotten His Chilean Visa?

Rocky The Alpaca

Birth Order Relationships

Celebs With Different Voices

Off-Air Singing Game

Online Shopping Recommendations

Same Same But Backwards

Ed Sheeran Is A Friend Of The Show

Producer Pitch: Whiteboard Feng Shui

Carrie Meets Tommy’s Groomsman, Ariana's Voice Change and A Crappy Way To Spend Time

Chrissy Teigen’s Bathwater

Can You Get Clean In A Bath?

JT In NYC

GUEST: Grant Denyer

Memories Are Just A Memory Of The Last Time Your Remembered It

Are Bath’s For Bathing, Grant Denyer Celebrates 25 Years and Remember When You Remembered?

Rice Paper Rolls With The Boss

Vulnerable Foods

Floccinaucinihilipilification

What Words You Can’t Say?

GUEST: Pete Helliar

Time Game

JT In NYC

Fleetwood Mac No Longer

Dr. Rupet Returns

Mind Blown Also Mouth Full, Pete Helliar and Car-Part-Mentalize

Carrie Wanted To Dance At Her Daughters Recital

Mum’s At Kids Dances

Ian McKellen Falls

What Happened On Stage?

Tommy’s New Doctor

The Doctor Is In

JT In NYC

Music Quiz: Tommy - All Da Decades

Cyndi Lauper Talks Madge Feud

Bickmore’s Bits

Puppet On A String, Tommy’s A Curious Fellow and One Hundred Thousand Million

Tommy “Played” At Mick Fanning’s Celeb Golf Day

He Got A Tattoo To Impress Mick, What Have You Done?

The Era’s Tour Coming To An End

GUEST: Nagi Maehashi - Recipie Tin Eats

Whaddya Reckon: Hunting Rate

Tommy Messed Up Holiday Plans

Have You Been Detained At An Airport?

GUEST: Marc Fennell - Stuff The British Stole

JT In NYC

Putt King & The Fanndog, Nagi Maehashi and Marc Fennell

JT In NYC

Same Same But Backwards

Misty The Cat

GUEST: Urzila Carlson

Brand Name Pronunciation

E-KEY-YA

GUEST: Dean Lewis

Producer Pitch: Candy Cluster

Urzila Carlson, Dean Lewis and Bickers Is Planking & Having Jägerbombs

Olympic Basketball Uniforms

Baby Born In KFC/Taco Bell

Did You Not Know You Were Pregnant?

Kai Cenat, Druski & Kevin Hart Sleepover

Adult Sleepovers, Yay or Nay?

Fank You Or No Fank You

Sports Bits: Alexa Leary

Guest: Jenny Tian

Waitress’ Video Blows Up

Tay Tay’s Booger

JT In NYC

Tommy Almost Invents Loaded Fries, Two Appendicitis Bags and Kids Eat Green Poo

Bickmore Out, Hughsey In

Hughsey Locked Himself Out

When Did You Break Into Your Own House?

Who Did You Pee Next To?

Heist Club

Time Game

Rome Robbery

Fat Shamed

Little’s Bits

Ed Sheeran Fan Marries Ed Sheeran Look-A-Like

JT In NYC

Hughsey Doesn't Wash His Hair, Thor's In Economy and Hands Up!

The Show Is Off To A Flyer

Mole Brawls

Tell Us About Your Sister Fights

Ed Sheeran Doesn’t Have A Phone

Phone Me My One & Only: Call Us If You Don’t Have A Phone

Hot Rodent Men

Sexy Rat Boyfriends

JT In NYC

Changing The Course Of Humanity

Billie Eilish Lost Her Friends

Landing A Plane

Ruby Tuesday, Permanent Fringe and Who Is Wifey Wife In Tommy’s Phone?

Shoutout To Ro-Money

Netflix Codes

JT In NYC

Do You Remember, When Did That Happen?

Mank You Or No Mank You

Small Talk

Whaddya Reckon

Sounds Like A Fake Syndrome

Foreign Accent Syndrome

You Can’t Champ People, World Extreme Crochet Championships and Éfpistos Syndrome

New Savoys Tagline (Or Jatz, We Don’t Judge)

Worst Pain Ever

Break A Leg

JT In NYC

Rob Schneider Plays Tommy’s Card Game

Tickle Time

Auto-Brewery Syndrome

Guest: Adam Hills - Spicks & Specks

Same Same But Backwards

Mumma Eilish’s Parenting Advice

Producer Pitch: Sammy's Not Updated About The Update

Rapt or Raw

Rob Schneider Gives Tommy An Out Again & Again, Adam Hills and Journalistic Integrity

Jiggly Trampoline Grandma Tummy

What Do Your Kids Call Your Body Parts?

The Pink Panther Period Detective

Sometimes Cycle Tracking Isn’t Just On Strava

Carrie Makes A Carry Pun

Fish Tales

What Did You Catch?

JT In NYC

Pokemon Expo

Rita Ora Sing Along

Lyric Game

Fallopian Fursday, The Ravioli Man and Carrie's On The Avril Train/Skateboard

One Of The World’s Greats Remembers Tommy, But For The Wrong Reasons

What Is Your Workplace Legacy?

Time Game

Guest: Rob Schneider
Part 1 - “I Like Your Pants Around Your Feet”
Part 2 - Ad-Libbing On ’50 First Dates’
Part 3 - Tommy’s Mate Monty Franklin Writes A Movie With John Cleese
Part 4 - Dinner Party With Norm MacDonald, Adam Sandler and More



Katy Perry’s Pride Message

Tommy Cleans Up The Internet

A Trap Set By An Older Lady, Rob Schneider and Is Carrie The Ferret's Mum?

Jesse’s Incident

Carrie Wants To Drop After The Drop

What Do You Want Carrie To Drop?

Miriam Margoyles Is Awesome

Famous Farts

The BIG Announcement

Shoutout To Romani Prank

Prank Wasn’t Good Enough, Try Again

Tommy’s Face

Bickmore’s Bits

Music Quiz: Carrie - Disney Songs

Tuna Mornay Without The Tuna, BIG Announcement and Bev's With Darlene

Tomic’s Tennis Tiff

Have You Seen Or Been Apart Of A Public Spat?

Guest: Dr. Vyom Sharma

Jesse’s Whereabouts

Celibate Celebrities

Pain Threshold

Tommy’s New Painful Tattoo

Just In Case You Missed It - Big Announcement Tomorrow

Carrie’s 7PM Tuna Drop

Public Spats, Celibate Celebs and Jamie Durie Makes Dinner

Carrie Needs A New Favourite Thing

Carrie Adopts The Teams Favourite Things

Tommy's Song

Getting Shetty With A Hussey

BRAT Diet

Guest: Melissa Wilton - Butterfly Foundation

Carrie's Origins Of The Word F#@k

Same Same But Backwards

Chrishell On Neighbours

What Are The French Up To?

Catch Up With Nick Our $100K Time Game Winner

Green Apple Splatter, Tommy Time and Carrie Cracks The Shetts

$100,000 Time Game Winner Reveals How He'll Spend the Money

Michigan Man Zooming On Zoom

Burping Besties

Amazing Unexpected Reunions

Businessman’s Childlike Moment

What Kid Thing Do You Do When No One’s Watching?

The Plight Of The New Partner

New Partner Discussion

$100K Time Game Winner

Guest: Geoffrey Thomas

Geri Halliwell’s Heartfelt Message

Martin Shkreli - The Most Hated Man In America

Bros Belching Bravely, Carrie’s Seen Some Pole Hopping and Toilet Paper Silencer

Huge Coffee Drop

1980’s Gaffer Taped Camcorder

What’s Your Old School Tech?

₩1,000,000 To Reverse Your Vasectomy

How Many Vasectomies Have You Had?

Kiki Loves September

Tommy Accidentally Committed Bedroom Ick

Ick In The Bedroom

Guest: Laura Henshaw - KICPOD Host

Once Upon A Time In Shaolin

Whaddya Reckon

Home Made Dash Cam, Laura Henshaw and Advertisements During The Tango

Tommy Little Reveals the First TV Show to Unnerve him in his 20 Year Career

Carrie’s Cargo’s

What Trends Did You Set?

$100K Time Game

Shout-Outs

Tommy Didn’t Realise He Was On Speakerphone

Were You Caught On Speakerphone?

Guest: Myf Warhurst

Talking Etymology

Is Carrie A Trendsetter, $100K Time Game and Tommy Said Something Weird Over Speakerphone

Dog Heroes

When Did Your Dog Save The Day?

Carrie Wants To Chat To Your Dogs

Our Dog Listeners Talk To Carrie

Dog Dog Dog Bark Bark Bark Dog

Is Tommy Studious?

Tommy Needs A Study Buddy

$100K Time Game

Dog Facts

We Talk To Rocky (The Dog)

DOGCAST: Carrie & Tommy Are Canine-ing It Up!!

Bickmore’s Gonna Dominate Her Kids Sports

WhatsApp Group Knows Carrie’s Dislike For Dogs

Producers Sammy Makes A…Coffee?

$100K Time Game

Egg Paste Reveal With Carrie’s Kids

Guest: Lachy Hulme - Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Cute Kid Cooks For Grandparents

Same Same But Backwards

Shape Of Rihanna

Off-Air Singing Game

A Tablespoon Of Coffee, Lachy Hulme and Cute Kid Chef

Carrie Packed A ‘Play Lunch’ For China

“2 Ice Creams With Chewing Gum In It For Bloody £9”

Kid’s Complaint Line

Tommy Pre Time Game Time Game

*BONUS* $100K Time Game

Carrie’s Toes

Calls About Carrie’s Toes

Guest: Tom Gleeson

Words Pronounce Can’t Properly

$100K Time Game

Kid’s Complaint Line, Tom Gleeson and Heat Seaters

Tommy’s Jeans

Mid Century Life Advice   *Bonus Kegel Session

What’s Your (Over 50yrs) Advice?

Carrie & Tommy Learn There Was No Ted From TED Talks

How Dumb Are You?

Egg Paste Reveal

Did The Internet Fool You?

$100K Time Game

Tommy Cleans Up The Internet

TaylorTown & Oz Yoncé

Puberty Blues

Carrie’s Never Had Her Toes Sucked, How Dumb Are You? and Yeah The Boys!

Carrie Is On A Runner’s Comedown

Men’s Fashion - What Gives You The Ick?

What Should Men Stop Wearing?

Carrie Finally Admits She Doesn’t Like Dogs

Our Dog Listners Speak To Carrie

Hanks Texts

Have You Had Work Done Now Face ID Doesn’t Work?

Cosmetic Surgery + Face ID

Music Quiz - Tommy: Beefs

Egg Paste

Harrison Buttface Rebuttal

$100K Time Game

Men's Fashion That Gives You The Ick, Jeffery The Chihuahua and Egg Paste

Carrie’s Back From China

Did Carrie Complete The Great Wall Half Marathon?

Guest: Sean - Donna’s Husband

What Happened To Stop You Doing The Big Event?

Tommy’s Phone On Sports Mode

What Feature Do You Want On Your Phone?

$100K Time Game

I Quit My Television Job To Become A Wizard

J-Lo’s Movie That’s Not About J-Lo

Guest: Katrina Gorry

Great Wall Half Marathon, Matilda - Katrina Gorry and What Phone Feature Would You Like?

Booty Drop

Guest: Marathon Runner - Doug Wilson

Dogs With Human Names

$100K Time Game

Your Pledges - Doing It For Donna

Same Same But Backwards

What’s Making Carrie Make That Noise?

Tommy Cleans Up The Interwebs

IKEA Furniture Chat

A Bloomin' Shett Time

Carrie Is Off To China, Same Same But Backwards and Tommy Cleans Up The Internet

20 Years Later, Carrie Bickmore Reveals the Story Behind the Infamous Doodle Sketch

Carrie Hates Dogs

Guest: Sam McGuane - GM of Carrie Beanie's 4 Brain Cancer 

Doing It For Donna

Nah, We Don’t Want Your Free Help

Bickmore’s Bits

Fank You or No Fank You

Carrie’s First Ever C&B Was Accidental

Beach Drawing

Slim Shady Dies?

$100K Time Game

Tommy Got Fired From Community TV, Sam McGuane and CB's C&B

Carrie Got Asked To Leave

$100K Time Game *Bonus Ritz, Jatz & Savoy Chat

*BONUS* $100K Time Game

Great Wall Marathon: Doing It For Donna

Shocking Necklace

Where Have You Been Electrocuted?

Miss America Resigns

Carrie Oh Key

Guest: Dr. Chris Brown

Sam Smith Cracks A Billion

Guest: Comedian Ari Shaffir

Oh My God, Dr. Chris Brown and Where Were You Electrocuted?

Wunning Or Ralking

What Makes A Good Mum

Are You A Good Mum?

Spelling Name Spelling Game

$100K Time Game

Audio Portal To The World

Fart In A Jar

Tuna Mornay Recipe

Childish Gambino Tour

Music Quiz - Carrie: Songs About Walls

Tommy Has A New Game, Are You A Good Mum and Fart In A Jar

Carrie’s Slime Problem

What’s On Your Ceiling?

Great Wall Marathon

Sean Is Joining Carrie To Run For Donna

Your Pledges

Secret Santa Spend Limit

Sweaty

Bickmore’s Fivehead

Have You Got A Big Forehead?

Carrie “Covers” A Burp

$100K Time Game

Great Wall Pledges, Cowlick Talk and Issues With Slime

Terri, Graham, Ingrid & Fred

Everybody’s Got A Fiver - Great Wall Half Marathon

Guest: Guy Sebastian

Yelling Wrestlers Real Names At Them

$100K Time Game

Modern Day Pocket Syndrome

Same Same But Backwards

Agnew Algorithm

Guests: Sooshi Mango

Genius Or Idiot: spICE

Motivational Mother’s Day Quotes

Young People Vocab

Sooshi Mango,  Carrie's Half Marathon For Charity and Guy Sebastian

Tommy Learns About The Alphabet

W Is A Double U

Carol & Tommy By Candlelight

PandaDog

What Did You Invent?

Relationship Status Based On What’s In Your Trolley

Supermarket Love

$100K Time Game

Carrie Shetts Herself

Olivia Rodrigo Tour

Sobriety List

Double U's, Dogs Dressed As Pandas and Love At The Supermarket

Sleeping In A G-String

Tommy’s Nonna’s Lasagna

Autumnal Chat

$100K Time Game

Bickmore’s Bits

Inventor Of The Shewee

Is Your Name Your Job?

Guest: Julie Goodwin

Umar Kamani Puns Part

Let’s Buy A Sports Team

Perth Doesn't Have All The Seasons, Julie Goodwin and Is Your Name Your Job?

Pip’s Jumper

How Quickly Did You Ruin The Fixed Thing You Got Back? (Bonus Good Housekeeping)

Botides Festival

What Happened At The Overseas Festival?

Coffee Gum

What Did You Invent Before They Invented It??

$100K Time Game

Music Quiz - Tommy: Movie Soundtracks

Met Gala Chat

Guest: Manu

What's Your Missed Million Dollar Idea, Manu and Stain Removal Tips

May The 4th Be With You (Was Over The Weekend)

How Did You Celebrate Star Wars Day?

Carrie Doesn’t Realise She’s Spock

Guest: Nedd Brockmann

Tommy’s Going A Month Without Booze

What Are Your Tips?

Jokes Your Partner Is Sick Of

Madgeonna

$100K Time Game

Celebrating Carrie's Favourite Day, Nedd Brockmann and Going Dry For May

Booty Drop

Tommy Tries Hypnosis To Quit Vaping

Does Tommy Find Vaping Yucky Now?

Same Same But Backwards

Producer Pitch

Checking In With $50K Time Game Winner Rachael

$100K Time Game

Guess The Headline

Great Wall Marathon Inspiration

Cher Dates Younger Men

How Looooooong Is It?

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